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Old Gods of the Forest.
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House Bolton.

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Hodor 1x04 When the time comes, this user will
hold the door
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I am SharkyBytesz. Also known as the Lord of the Never There, the Sharmat, the Winter Lord, the Gentleman Without a Cane, etc. etc. Yet there are some who call me...Tim.

As for me, I currently live under one rule, made out of just three words. That rule is:


Now, if you disagree with my edits, or if you try to persuade me with appeals to my intellectual vanity, to you sir, I say this:

Behold! The field on which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it.
Red waste
Thou shalt see that it is barren.

"Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to thee and thine!"

"Hey, man, you don't talk to the Lord of the Never-There. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "Do you know that it's 'Jon Snow', not 'John Snow'? People who edit on wikias without any knowledge of the lore or the general story are stupid."... I mean I'm... no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man! I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas...

"What are they going to say about him? What? Are they going to say he was a kind man? He was a wise man? He had plans? He had wisdom? Bullshit, man!"

"Every night, before going to sleep, an insolent and ignorant wikia user incapable of understanding the basic concepts of ASOIAF lore checks his bed for SharkyBytesz."

"He's as popular as Sharky at parties! And Sharky is NOT popular at parties!"

"Wikias first! And any man who says anything different is saying something wrong. And you should hit that man. With a stick."

"In that darkness the Lord of the Never-There came for the first time. He swept through articles and templates, wielding his ancient keyboard, hunting for errors with his pack of brown muffins big as cheeseburgers!"


My things

My top 10 best actors in Game of Thrones

  1. Alfie Allen
  2. Iwan Rheon
  3. Jack Gleeson
  4. Lena Headey
  5. Jonathan Pryce
  6. Charles Dance
  7. Peter Dinklage
  8. Noah Taylor
  9. Mark Addy
  10. Daniel Portman

Favorite GOT characters

Bastard Heraldry

See User:SharkyBytesz/Bastard Heraldry

Favourite song

Rainbow - Stargazer

Favourite film

Apocalypse Now

Favourite band

Iron Maiden

Favourite book

A Clockwork Orange

Favourite game

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Favourite show

Take a guess -_-

Favourite house

House Stark

Most traumatic experience in GOT (so far)


Most saddest moment in GOT (so far)

And he held that door, dammit.

Most satisfying moment in GOT (so far)

"Winterfell is mine, bastard. Come and see."

Favourite episode

"The Winds of Winter"

Favourite director

Miguel Sapochnik

Favourite actor

Christopher Lee


  • Dutch - Fluent, mother language
  • English - Fluent, second language
  • Italian - Understandable and slightly conversational, third language
  • Latin - Slightly readable

Favourite historical figures

Favourite movie/novel character ever

Hannibal Lecter

Unknown secret about me

User-Snow This user is a bastard
from the North.
It is possible that I descend from a bastard line of Marijke Meu from the maternal side of my family. Thus, it technically makes me a bastard from the North, or something like that.

Super Secret Message

"Oh, oh! What kind of message? A song? A summons! A death threat, written on the back of an Argonian concubine! Those are my favorites."

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My many names. Usher them, but do so in great fear.

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