- "The Lives of Four Kings. Grand Maester Kaeth's history of the reigns of Daeron the Young Dragon, Baelor the Blessed, Aegon the Unworthy, and Daeron the Good. A book every king should read."
- ―Tyrion Lannister
Lives of Four Kings is a history book about kings of the Targaryen dynasty of Seven Kingdoms, written by Grand Maester Kaeth. It begins with the reign of King Daeron the Young Dragon and continues until the end of the reign of Daeron the Good. It is considered a classic, and a book which every good ruler should read.
Tyrion Lannister gives a copy of the book as a wedding gift to King Joffrey during the traditional breakfast prior to the wedding ceremony, calling it "a book every king should read." Joffrey initially feigns gratitude, but when he receives his new Valyrian steel sword Widow's Wail moments later, he promptly hacks the book into pieces.
In the books
In the A Song of Ice and Fire novels, Lives of Four Kings was written by Grand Maester Kaeth and is considered a classic on the art of good rulership. The four kings of the title are Daeron I the Young Dragon, Baelor the Blessed, Aegon IV the Unworthy, and Daeron II the Good.
Daeron I, known as the Young Dragon, was a great general who conquered Dorne, which had been the only one of the seven kingdoms to successfully resist Aegon Targaryen's conquest of Westeros through guerrilla warfare. Occupying Dorne, however, proved far more difficult than conquering it, as proved a few years later when Dorne rebelled; all of Daeron's efforts to conquer the country were undone in the space of a fortnight. Daeron himself was killed in battle while trying to solidify his hold on the country, and all of the Young Dragon's conquests came to nothing.
Daeron I died childless, so he was succeeded by his younger brother Baelor I, called the Blessed and Baelor the Beloved - a religious zealot and noted pacifist, who quite probably had inherited the Targaryen propensity for insanity. Baelor also died childless, as he refused to consummate his marriage to his sister-Queen Daena and locked her away along with their two other sisters in a tower of the Red Keep known as the Maidenvault, so as to avoid carnal temptation. The throne passed to Aegon III's younger brother and Hand of the King to both Daeron and Baelor, Viserys II, skipping ahead of Aegon III's three surviving daughters, due to the new royal inheritance laws.
Viserys II was king for barely a year before he died and was succeeded by his son, Aegon IV. He was known as "Aegon the Unworthy" and was one of the worst kings of the Targaryen dynasty, a selfish, corrupt, and incompetent glutton, whose pervasive sexual affairs produced many bastard children who tore the realm apart upon his death.
Meanwhile, Daeron II the Good was considered a good King despite his lack of military prowess. He was of a more scholarly bent, but an active ruler and skilled diplomat. Under his rule, Dorne was brought into the Seven Kingdoms through a dynastic marriage.
Tyrion points out that the title should more appropriately have been "Lives of Five Kings," but Kaeth barely considered the brief reign of Viserys II, because he reigned for only a year. Oberyn argues that even what content Kaeth devoted to Viserys II was too much, not only due to his short period of reign, but also because he poisoned his nephew to gain the throne and did nothing afterward. Tyrion's counterargument is that Viserys II served as Hand of the King under both of his nephews, and was functionally the real ruler of the Seven Kingdoms during both of their reigns, for fifteen years, and he did not poison his nephew - Baelor starved himself to death. Daeron was a good general but ignored matters of governance, and Baelor was a religious fanatic who ignored any practical considerations, leaving Viserys II to hold the Seven Kingdoms together and limit the damage done by the follies of his nephews.
Lives of Four Kings is considered a classic, not only for its content but for Kaeth's illustrations and textual illuminations, which are regarded to be artistic masterpieces. By the time of the War of the Five Kings, only four rare original copies still exist, which were drawn by Kaeth's own hand.
A minor change is that in the TV series, Tyrion describes it as a book that every king should read, but in the novels, it is Tyrion's uncle Kevan who says this, but he was not present in the TV episode. The subtle distinction is that because Kevan is Tywin's trusted lieutenant and a reliable member of the Lannister inner circle, his praise of the book as required reading for any king objectively establishes that it is an appropriate gift for a young king on his wedding day (instead of merely being Tyrion's opinion of his own gift). However, Joffrey (unlike in the show where he makes a somewhat courteous acceptance of the gift) rudely dismisses it, implies that Tyrion's fondness of reading has made him effectively impotent and makes another crass public declaration of his intention to bed Sansa at some point in the future.
The TV series did not stress that the physical book which Tyrion gave Joffrey was incalculably rare. In the books, Joffrey hacks the book apart before anyone can react, only after which he is told by Garlan Tyrell that it was one of only four surviving original copies. Joffrey's gleeful response is to flippantly note that there are only three surviving copies now. Oberyn Martell remarks to Tyrion soon afterward that during the time he spent studying at the Citadel, he once had the good fortune to be allowed to view the one original copy of the book which it possessed, carefully guarded under lock and key. Oberyn recognized its illuminations as a masterpiece and is insulted that the boy-king needlessly destroyed such treasured artwork.